Me & my friend, Pete

The Golden Liability: The Zingeroo Shuffle

I hope you still have your black ties from the Suit Up bonus episode because we’ve got a couple of Oscar nods at least in this one
We’ve got Spidey going mad committing crimes while he sleeps!
We’ve got JJ the Tirader trading tantrums in for trophies!
We’ve got more smoke in the air than a cyph with Uncle Snoop in a forest fire!
And we’ve got action! 
From the Brooklyn Bridge to the moon and back all crammed in 22 pages!
And we’ve got Me 
We’ve got You
We’ve got, no further ado
We’ve got The Amazing Spider-man, Lucky Number 13, The Menace of Mysterio!
 
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You Again?!

We’ve got a GD Menagerie in this one!
We’ve got lions and tigers and bears and spiders and octopi and oh my god is that King Kong?
We’ve got round three with OO8 and Spider-Pete with no mask,
Faced!
And more excitement than the statement “Action Packed!”could ever promise!
And We’ve got me!
We’ve got you!
We’ve got no further ado!
We’ve got The Amazing Spider-Man #12 Unmasked by Dr. Octopus.
 
Bonus Episode for this week will be released on Black Friday. Fitting when dealing with DC's Blackest Night. All Bonus Episodes located @ Patreon.com/HSPP
 
Heist Music provided by "Paper Yellow Music"

What If... Bennett Definitely Was In It?

A brother’s love is a brother’s love...
But what if his deeds are hateful?
We’ve got the Brant siblings beholden to the brutish whims of Blackie Gaxton!
We’ve got slap fights and slugfests on a schooner on the Schuylkill
And we’ve got the return of the maniacal master menace with mechanical arms, none other than Dr. Otto Octavius, Dr. Octopus, himself!
And we’ve got me,
We've got you
We’ve got no further ado
We’ve got The Amazing Spider-Man #11 Turning Point
 
Bonus Episode, Yibambe!, can be found at Patreon.com/HSPP

Bcc: Dr. CK Connors - How to Plan

To you all I say:
Teamwork makes the dream work and the Enforcers prove it true!
 We’ve got fists flying furiously from the fanciest of Dans!
 We’ve got a Man from Montana who’s mastered moves with the lariat!
 We’ve got OX!
 Six foot eight of muscle... and you can't teach that!
 And we’ve got the man!
 Which man?
 Big Man, putting on a master class in master planning as he lays siege to the city we know and love. 
We’ve got me, we’ve got you, we’ve got no further ado!
 We’ve got The Amazing Spider-Man #10
 The Enforcers!
 
Somebody tell the Lizard this is how it's done! 
 
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Heist Music provided by "Paper Yellow Music"

There Ain‘t No Punchlines To Fists Flyin‘

This week on Me & my friend, Pete:
 
We’ve got heartstrings torn in hospitals, and also, heart procedures!
We’ve got JJ the Tirader threatening to pack Pete up with Pink slips!
We’ve got BRAWLS!
Inside of prison, outside of prison and all points in between as Joe and Tomas try to round up escaping inmates... and finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for
We’ve got the most electrifying man in marvel entertainment. With millions...
AND MILLIONS! Of kilowatts coursing through his veins
The one, the only Electro!
Join me as I run through The Amazing Spider-Man #9, The Man Called Electro!
 
Bonus Episode is located @ Patreon.com/HSPP

88...

We’re going to need some oil, a jar of vaseline, a couple of beach towels, and whatever else you got stashed away in your junk drawers because spidey is all over the place in this one...
We’ve got Pete pushed to the limit putting paws on Flash Thompson
We’ve got a bromance burned to bits by bravado and blunder that broils over into a bash at the beach better than Flair vs. Macho in 9-5
And we’ve got another Midtown High showdown as Spidey goes one on one with the world’s smartest supercomputer, The Emerald Engine of Enumeration Emself, The Living Brain
That’s stories on stories on stories!
We’ve got Me!
We’ve got you!
We’ve got no further ado!
We’ve got the amazing Spider-Man #Infinity, Spider-Man, The Terrible Threat of the Living Brain
and Spider-Man Tackles the Torch!
My God, it’s like Christmas morning.
 
Bonus Episode B33yond! covering Immortal Ironfist #16 Happy Birthday Danny can be found at Patreon.com/HSPP
 

Florida Man Wins Oscar: Best Male Lead in Purple-Pantsed Poorly Planned Plot Pursuing Planetary Power!

We’re on a one-way trip to crazy town in this Amazing Spider-Man #6 and be warned, JJ's coming too.
We’ve got marauding madness on the Museum Mile!
We’ve got fists flying fast in the Florida Everglades!
We’ve got more alligators running wild than the Central Park Zoo after John Kruger comes through!
And we’ve got the Mighty Marvel Age of Comics beginning right here with a purple-pantsed, poorly planned plot pursuing planetary power by none other than the Lizard himself!
Sounds like all we're missing is you, friend!
 
Bonus Episode can be found @ Patreon.com/HSPP!
 

The Golden Liability: Always Another Day

 
Hang on to your seats because Spidey is put through his paces in this one and he’s never been more Amazing! We’ve got sparks flying from heartstrings and bullets firing from fingertips!
We’ve got confessions of a Middle-Aged Paper Magnate in Corner offices!
We’ve got explosions and the shocking kidnapping of the world’s greatest Brand-X hero!
And If that’s not enough we’ve got Doom!
The Amazing Spider-Man #5 Spider-Man, Marked for Destruction By Dr. Doom...
 
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