Me & my friend, Pete

The Man with the Vicious Right Hand!

Jameson's finally crossed the line drawn in the sand in his one-man vendetta against the King of Swing from Forest Hills, Queens.
And he's dragging people across it with him!
We've got a Dr. doing harm...
We've got a stalker throwing blows...
We've got JJ tossing dollars adding Rogues to Spidey's woes...
We've got Spidey taking L's left and right to no avail...
But getting into Cooperstown?
You don't pass more than you fail!
And we've got me, we've got you,
We've got, No further ado!
We've got The Amazing Spider-Man #20
The Coming of the Scorpion or Spidey Battles Scorpey! 
 
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The Golden Liability: Redemption Song

We've got fists and feet flying in the Fashion District!
The Enforcers!
The Sandman!
and The Human Torch as Spidey Strikes Back!
 
'Nuff Said!

The Triumphant’s Trumpets

We've got JJ the triumphant playing trumpets to Spidey's L's!
We've got the return of Two Gun Marko giving Spidey twister hell!
We've got Flash Thompson staying loyal!
We've got Betty moving on!
We've got Aunt May getting better...
But Johnny Storm?
He's so forlorn!
We've got Pete stressed over money, image, ego, and Aunt May!
We've got a lot and time? A little so we best be on our way!
And we've got me.
We've got you!
We've got no further ado!
We've got Thee Amazing Spider-Man #18 "The End of Spider-Man"
 
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Vicious Vicissitudes

New Year?
Well, for Pete it's the same old same; Great power and Yada, Yada, Yada!
To you all I say,
Hollow tips and talons, when it rains it pours.
As none other than Green Goblin's back to thunderous applause.
We've got Flash Thompson starting fan clubs,
We've got Liz Allen starting beef,
We've got Betty fighting Petty
But for Pete?
There's no relief.
We've got Spidey labeled coward,
May in pain,
And jaws uproared.
And a guest appearance from none other than
THE HUMAN TORCH!
And we've got me, we've got you, we've got no further ado!
We've got The Amazing Spider-Man #17, The Return of The Green Goblin!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Spiyoncé & The Fleabag

You ever seen a daring young man on a flying trapeze? A Devil? Three Kings? No?
Then you know what that means...
We're about to find out!
We've got more alliteration than the Raven Edgar quoted!
We've got a Webhead vs. Three Kings, regicide, and showboating!
We've got a Master Hypnotist bringing a crowd to its knees!
And a daring young Devil on the flying trapeze!
And we've got Me.
We've got You.
We've got no further ado!
We've got THE Amazing Spider-Man #16 Duel with Daredevil!
PT Barnum Eat your heart out!
 
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There Ain‘t No Punchlines To Fists Flyin‘ II: A Year & Some Change

Hot on the heels of Spidey's latest big-screen adventure, we go back to the first time Spidey danced with the Sinister Six!
This is The Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 - The Sinister Six!
'Nuff said!
 
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The Most Dangerous ”Dangerous Game!”

What happens when the World’s Greatest Hunter and its top Master of Disguise team up to take down the Spider?”
You don’t know?
Well, we’re about to find out!
We’ve got Chameleon Concocting schemes culminating in Central Park!
We’ve got the Saki Sipping Stalker setting his sights on the Spider!
We’ve got Betty being petty and Liz Allen being a friend!
And we’ve got the Goldenrod Kid trying to juggle it all!
And we’ve got me!
We’ve got you!
We’ve got no further ado!
We’ve got The Amazing Spiderman #15 Kraven the Hunter!
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Central Park Fight Music: Dawn of Man - Quincas Moreira

Just Deserts

Lenny Abrahamson once said this about America “The thing about America - it's different everywhere, but visually, it's amazing to shoot in the desert in the New Mexico light. It's really hard to shoot in that desert and make anything look not amazing.”
I don’t know if he’s right, but with Amazing in the title, we’re about to find out!
We’ve got the Golden Liability ready for his close-up!
We’ve got the strongest desert denizen this side of the Rio Grande!
We’ve got a grinning green-skinned goblin leading Marvel’s greatest gang!
We’ve got tumbleweed tornados in the Tularosa Basin turning tussles into Looney Tune Cartoons
And we’ve got me!
We’ve got you!
We’ve got no further ado, we’ve got The Amazing Spider-Man #14 The Grotesque Adventure of The Green Goblin
 
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